Guns for Hire (2015)
Beatle is a quirky loner who refuses to live by society's rules. Her business cards read "Towing/Assassination," and she even has a hit man infomercial to go along with it. Her only human contact is with her psychiatrist and the stripper/hooker she employs once a week. Everything changes the night she meets Athena Klendon, a suicidal blonde with a secret. With a demented killer on their tail, courtesy of Athena's crooked former employer, the two quickly strike a bargain. Athena will change her life insurance policy to reflect Beatle as the beneficiary in exchange for her own execution. And while they wait for the paperwork to come through, Beatle will provide room and board and get some extra help on her infomercial. The two have no idea that Detective Holt has been on their case reviewing their every move. Just when he thinks he's got Beatle pinned beyond a shadow of a doubt, this comedic mystery takes a wild and unexpected turn.
What people think about Guns for Hire
Guns for Hire is the kind of scrappy, low-budget indie that wins you over with sheer nerve: a darkly funny, off-kilter thriller that treats its absurd premise with straight-faced commitment and a sly wink. Its world is populated by delightfully strange people who speak in sharp, witty lines, and the movie keeps tightening the screws with twists that feel less like gimmicks and more like the story gleefully slipping the cuffs. The vibe is equal parts deadpan comedy and looming danger, where an infomercial for murder can coexist with genuine loneliness and unexpected connection. It’s not for viewers who need polished production or conventional tone, but if you like your mysteries weird, your humor dark, and your surprises frequent, this one’s an easy recommendation.
Guns for Hire is clearly aiming for an offbeat, indie mash-up of dark comedy, neo-noir mystery, and quirky character study, with a “hitman business card” premise that wants to feel audacious and clever. The problem is it often plays more like a rough draft than a wild ride: the plot feels thin and meandering, the dialogue leans into surreal “look how weird we are” territory, and the tension rarely builds into anything satisfying. If you’re expecting a thriller with real momentum, sharp writing, or much action, this will likely feel pretentious and oddly flat. That said, if you have patience for low-budget strangeness and enjoy eccentric setups more than payoff, you might find a few moments of oddball charm.
Cast
Ever CarradineAthena
Michele HicksBeatle
Jeffrey Dean MorganBruce
Ben MendelsohnKyle Sullivan
Tony ShalhoubParking Violations Bureau Agent
Sarah ShahiCarla
Orlando JonesDr. Vanderark
Ivana MiličevićFriday Green
Brooke AdamsSecretary
Raffaello DegruttolaDetective Holt
Jamie DonnellyWaitress
Cullen DouglasPatient
William Stanford DavisLiquor Store Clerk
Mickey BreitensteinDetective- JJeff EndenSalesman
Mark KellyPatient #2
Wayne Douglas MorganNick- TTyson PowerPolice Detective
Crew
- Directors
- Katherine BrooksDonna Robinson
- Music
- Coby Brown
- Cinematography
- Bob Finley III
Details
- Released
- October 20, 2015
- Language
- English
- Studio
- Side Tracked Pictures, Big Easy Pictures
- IMDb
- tt2201532
