The Art of the Steal (2013)
Crunch Calhoun, a third-rate motorcycle daredevil and part-time art thief, teams up with his snaky brother to steal one of the most valuable books in the world. But it's not just about the book for Crunch — he's keen to rewrite some chapters of his own past as well.
What people think about The Art of the Steal
The Art of the Steal is the kind of slick, mischievous heist comedy that knows the real treasure is the company you keep: sharp dialogue, a playful sense of style, and a cast whose chemistry makes every double-take and side-eye land. It moves with the breezy confidence of a caper that’s more interested in charm and momentum than grim realism, letting the laughs and the con-artist energy do the heavy lifting. Kurt Russell gives the whole thing a roguish, lived-in appeal, while the brotherly tension adds just enough bite to keep it from feeling weightless. If you want a serious, procedural crime thriller, this isn’t that—but if you’re in the mood for an entertaining ride with wit, swagger, and a few well-timed surprises, it’s an easy steal.
The Art of the Steal wants to be a slick, banter-heavy heist comedy with a bruised screw-up hero trying to pull one last job and settle old family scores. The problem is it feels like a greatest-hits remix of better capers, hitting familiar beats so predictably that the twists land with a shrug rather than a grin. For a movie about stealing, it spends a lot of time talking about the plan instead of delivering the kind of tension and clever payoff you’re probably here for, and the logic can get wobbly when it needs to. Still, the cast has enough charm to keep it watchable in short bursts—just don’t go in expecting anything particularly sharp, surprising, or memorable.
Cast
Kurt RussellCrunch Calhoun
Matt DillonNicky Calhoun
Jay BaruchelFrancie
Kenneth Welsh'Uncle' Paddy MacCarthy
Chris DiamantopoulosGuy de Cornet
Katheryn WinnickLola
Jason JonesInterpol Agent Bick
Terence StampSamuel Winter
Devon BostickPonch
Karyn DwyerGinger
Joe PingueCarmen
Stephen McHattieDirty Ernie
Eugene LipinskiBartkowiak
Elle DownsFemale Border Guard
Dax RavinaSunny
Rob deLeeuwVan Der Beer
Christopher DysonRanking Officer
Jasmin GeljoDetective Brodowski
Crew
- Director
- Jonathan Sobol
- Writers
- Jonathan Sobol
- Music
- Grayson Matthews
- Cinematography
- Adam Swica
- Editing
- Geoff Ashenhurst
Details
- Released
- September 20, 2013
- Language
- English
- Studio
- Darius Films, Entertainment One, Téléfilm Canada
- IMDb
- tt2172985
