Titanic 666 (2022)

Titanic 666 knows exactly what it is: a lean, high-concept haunted-cruise thriller that turns one of history’s most famous tragedies into a brisk, supernatural roller coaster. Director Nick Lyon keeps the pace moving with breezy confidence, letting eerie set pieces, ghostly attacks, and the looming inevitability of the open sea do the heavy lifting while Keesha Sharp’s captain gives the chaos a steady center. The vibe is pure late-night popcorn horror—more “grab friends and gasp” than “brood and analyze”—with just enough Titanic lore and mystery to keep you leaning forward. If you’re looking for prestige chills, this may feel shallow, but if you want a fun, fast-moving ride that doesn’t ask much beyond your willingness to go along, it delivers.

Titanic 666 wants to be a pulpy, haunted-cruise throwback where Titanic lore collides with modern influencer culture and a supernatural mystery on the open sea. The problem is it plays the premise oddly straight-faced, so instead of deliciously camp fun you get a slow, sometimes dull slog with long stretches of waiting for the next ghost pop-up. The scares are pretty meager and repetitive, and the dramatic tone makes the wild concept feel less entertaining than it should. If you like low-budget “Asylum-style” horror and don’t mind thin characters and modest production values, there’s some cheesy atmosphere and a few gnarly moments—but if you’re hoping for smart mystery, big thrills, or genuinely chilling horror, this isn’t your ship.