Ted (2012)
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.
What people think about Ted
What makes Ted special is how it takes a wonderfully absurd fantasy—your childhood teddy bear growing up right alongside you—and uses it to land both big, shameless laughs and unexpectedly sincere emotion. Seth MacFarlane’s voice work turns Ted into a fully realized, foul-mouthed best friend, while Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis ground the mayhem with real chemistry and relatable frustration. The vibe is rowdy, R-rated buddy-comedy chaos with a surprisingly warm heartbeat underneath, the kind that can make you laugh at something ridiculous and then, a moment later, care about these people. It’s not for everyone if raunchy humor isn’t your thing, but if you like comedies that swing for both outrageous and heartfelt, this one earns its cult affection.
“Ted” is aiming for a raunchy, grown-up spin on a sweet childhood fantasy—part buddy comedy, part romantic ultimatum—and when its jokes land, the timing and voice work can be genuinely sharp. The problem is it leans hard on crude, shock-value humor that can feel repetitive or mean-spirited, so if you’re not on its wavelength, the movie quickly becomes a slog rather than a laugh. The story itself is pretty predictable, and the supporting characters often exist more as punchlines than people, which makes the emotional beats feel a bit forced. If you enjoy Seth MacFarlane’s brand of edgy, boundary-pushing comedy, you’ll probably have fun; if offensive humor or scattershot plotting bugs you, this likely isn’t worth your time.
Cast
Mark WahlbergJohn Bennett
Mila KunisLori Collins
Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice)
Joel McHaleRex
Giovanni RibisiDonny
Patrick WarburtonGuy
Matt WalshThomas
Jessica BarthTami-Lynn
Aedin MincksRobert
Bill SmitrovichFrank
Patrick StewartNarrator (voice)
Norah JonesNorah Jones
Sam J. JonesSam Jones
Tom SkerrittTom Skerritt- BBretton ManleyYoung John
Ralph GarmanJohn's Dad
Alex BorsteinJohn's Mom
John VienerAlix
Crew
- Director
- Seth MacFarlane
- Music
- Walter Murphy
- Cinematography
- Michael Barrett
- Editing
- Jeff Freeman
Details
- Released
- June 29, 2012
- Language
- English
- Studio
- Universal Pictures, MRC, Fuzzy Door Productions
- IMDb
- tt1637725
