Holy Water (2009)
The village of Kilcoulins Leap was once a thriving spa town, and was home to a famous Holy Well, but now offers little by way of employment for its people, and its decline seems inexorable. When local Postie, Podger Byrnes, comes up with a plan to hijack a consignment of Viagra, and sell it on the open market in Amsterdam, his friends are desperate enough to try it. Not counting on the muscular response of Viagra's makers, the boys panic and hide the lorry load of Viagra down the town's Holy Well.
What people think about Holy Water
Holy Water is the kind of scruffy, good-natured Irish comedy that wins you over with sheer charm: a small town on hard times, big dreams born out of desperation, and a scheme so ill-advised it practically dares you not to laugh. The film’s real pleasure is its affectionate sense of place and people, letting the humor grow out of local character and community rather than cheap punchlines, and the performances keep it buoyant even when the plot veers into gleeful absurdity. It has that easy, pub-story vibe—warm, a little rowdy, and oddly sweet—making it an easy watch when you want something light and feel-good. If you’re looking for slick, sharp-edged satire, this may not be your pint, but if you enjoy amiable mischief and cultural flavor, it’s a charming night in.
Holy Water is clearly aiming for that scruffy Irish small-town caper vibe: desperate locals, a ridiculous scheme, and chaos spiraling from a Viagra heist gone wrong. The problem is the comedy rarely lands, with a heavy-handed, try-hard tone that turns what should be cheeky into something oddly flat and occasionally a bit bleak. If you’re hoping for sharp writing, big laughs, or a warm-hearted underdog romp, this may feel more embarrassing than endearing. That said, if you have a high tolerance for broad silliness and you’re mainly here for the premise and a few quirky local characters, you might squeeze out some mild enjoyment.
Cast
John LynchTom Gaffney- CCornelius ClarkePodger Byrnes
Lochlann Ó MearáinDonal O'Connell
Cian BarrySean Casey
Susan LynchGeraldine Gaffney
Deirdre MullinsKate Mulvey
Linda HamiltonCory Williams
Tommy Lister Jr.SixPac Jordan
Stanley TownsendInspector Brian Hogan
Angeline BallPC Anne Mooney- RRay CallaghanUncle Tim
Frank DunneOld Ned Lynch
Dermot CrowleyFather Grogan
Pascal ScottMihal Casey- MMarianne MarchSheila Casey
Lisa CataraKimberley Lopez- DDara ClearPat
Conor MoloneyMike
Crew
- Director
- Tom Reeve
- Writers
- Michael O'Mahony
- Editing
- Sean BartonAdrian Murray
Details
- Released
- July 1, 2009
- Language
- English
- Studio
- Centurion, Feature Productions
- IMDb
- tt1292652
