The Slammin' Salmon (2009)
The brutal former heavyweight boxing champion Cleon "Slammin'" Salmon (Duncan), now owner of a Miami restaurant, institutes a competition to see which waiter can earn the most money in one night: the winner stands to gain $10,000, while the loser will endure a beating at the hands of the champ.
What people think about The Slammin' Salmon
What makes The Slammin’ Salmon worth a look is its gleefully messy, high-pressure setup: one restaurant, one night, and a staff of lovable screwups pushed into a money-making contest where pride and panic collide. The Broken Lizard crew brings a breezy, anything-can-happen energy, letting the jokes ricochet through an ensemble that’s at its best when everyone’s hustling, scheming, and unraveling at once. And towering over it all is Michael Clarke Duncan, who turns Cleon “Slammin’” Salmon into a surprisingly magnetic presence—part menace, part showman—giving the movie a comic engine bigger than the dining room itself. It’s an R-rated, profane, sex-joke-friendly hangout comedy, so it won’t be for everyone, but if you like rowdy workplace chaos with a steady stream of laughs, it’s an easy, satisfying watch.
The Slammin’ Salmon is clearly trying to bottle that Broken Lizard “hangout” energy—an ensemble of lovable screwups trapped in a single-night pressure cooker with a simple, silly contest driving the chaos. The problem is the comedy leans hard on loud, juvenile, frequently sexual banter and familiar bits, so if you’re not already on board with lowbrow, profanity-heavy humor, it can feel more like noise than laughs. It’s also uneven, with stretches that play like warmed-over sketches rather than a movie that builds momentum. That said, Michael Clarke Duncan brings a surprisingly game, charismatic presence, and if you just want a dumb, breezy background comedy with a few decent one-liners, you might get enough out of it.
Cast
Michael Clarke DuncanCleon Salmon
Jay ChandrasekharNuts
Kevin HeffernanRich Parente
Steve LemmeConnor
Erik StolhanskeGuy
Paul SoterDave / Donnie
Cobie SmuldersTara
Will ForteHorace the Lone Diner
Carla GalloStacy
April BowlbyMia
Jeff ChaseAnthony
Michael YurchakJamie the Line Chef
Nat FaxonCarl the Manager
Olivia MunnSamara Dubois- JJolie MartinWaitress
Vivica A. FoxNutella
Morgan FairchildMorgan Fairchild
Lance HenriksenDick Lobo
Crew
- Director
- Kevin Heffernan
- Producers
- Julia Dray
- Cinematography
- Robert Barocci
- Editing
- Brad Katz
Details
- Released
- December 11, 2009
- Language
- English
- Studio
- Broken Lizard Industries
- IMDb
- tt1135525
