Meet the Spartans (2008)
The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of thirteen Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!
What people think about Meet the Spartans
Meet the Spartans is a shameless, rapid-fire spoof that treats “300” like a trampoline and bounces off into every corner of mid-2000s pop culture, from action heroes to tabloid celebs, with the breathless energy of a sketch show that refuses to take a break. Its special pleasure is the sheer commitment to silliness: broad physical comedy, knowingly cheap visual gags, and a cast that plays the absurdity straight enough to keep the nonsense moving. If you’re in the mood for something light, loud, and relentlessly referential—more sugar-rush parody than carefully crafted satire—it can be a surprisingly easy watch with friends. It’s not for viewers who want subtle humor or timeless jokes, but if you like your comedy dumb on purpose and delivered at machine-gun speed, this one aims to hit you with a laugh every few seconds.
Meet the Spartans is trying to be a rapid-fire spoof of 300 and mid-2000s celebrity culture, basically a machine-gun spray of references dressed up as an epic battle. The problem is it mistakes volume for comedy, leaning hard on cheap sight gags, crude jokes, and “remember this?” cameos instead of building anything clever or surprising. If you don’t enjoy the Friedberg/Seltzer style of parody—where the punchline is often just a famous face showing up—this will feel painfully repetitive and pretty quickly exhausting. That said, if you’re in the mood for dumb, disposable, relentlessly juvenile nonsense and you have nostalgia for that era’s pop culture, you might get a few guilty chuckles out of the sheer shamelessness.
Cast
Travis Van WinkleSonio
Sean MaguireLeonidas
Carmen ElectraQueen Margo
Ken DavitianXerxes
Kevin SorboHauptmann
Diedrich BaderTraitoro
Method ManPersian Emissary
Ike BarinholtzDane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet
Lauren WalshPretty Girl
Tiffany HaddishUrban Girl
Jareb DauplaiseDilio
Phil MorrisMessenger
Jim PiddockLoyalist / Simon Cowell Look-A-Like
Nicole ParkerPaula Abdul Look-A-Like / Britney Spears Look-A-Like / Ellen DeGeneres Look-A-Like / Hunchback Paris Hilton
Crista FlanaganSpartan Woman / Ugly Betty Look-A-Like
Hunter ClaryLeo, Jr.
Emily WilsonLindsay Lohan Look-A-Like
John Di DomenicoDonald Trump Look-A-Like
Crew
- Directors
- Jason FriedbergAaron Seltzer
- Writers
- Aaron SeltzerJason Friedberg
- Music
- Christopher Lennertz
- Cinematography
- Shawn Maurer
- Editing
- Peck Prior
Details
- Released
- January 24, 2008
- Language
- English
- Studio
- New Regency Pictures, Regency Enterprises, 3 in the Box
- IMDb
- tt1073498
