Takeshis' (2005)
Beat Takeshi lives the busy and sometimes surreal life of a showbiz celebrity. One day he meets his blond lookalike named Kitano, a shy convenience store cashier, who, still an unknown actor, is waiting for his big break. After their paths cross, Kitano seems to begin hallucinating about becoming Beat.
What people think about Takeshis'
Takeshis’ is Takeshi Kitano turning his own legend inside out, crafting a funny, eerie, dream-logic hall of mirrors where celebrity, failure, and fantasy keep swapping faces. The pleasure is in watching the film glide from everyday banality to sudden, stylized violence and back again, with Kitano’s deadpan humor and visual precision making even the strangest turns feel oddly graceful. It plays like a “movie about movies” made by someone who knows exactly how his screen persona works—and is delighted to sabotage it, remix it, and laugh at it in the same breath. If you need clean explanations and tidy arcs, this may frustrate you, but if you’re open to surreal comedy-drama that feels like a lucid dream with a punchline, it’s a bracing, inventive ride.
Takeshis’ is Takeshi Kitano turning the camera on himself, trying to blur the line between celebrity persona and insecure nobody through dream logic, doubles, and sudden bursts of violence. If you want a clear story with emotional payoffs, this will likely feel like an indulgent inside joke: self-referential, structurally erratic, and more interested in mood and meta-commentary than coherence. It can be tiring when scenes jump without warning and the film refuses to explain what’s real, what’s fantasy, or why you should care in the moment. That said, if you’re already a Kitano fan or you enjoy surreal, art-house puzzles with flashes of deadpan humor and striking imagery, there’s enough weird confidence here to make the ride worthwhile.
Cast
Takeshi KitanoBeat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano
Kotomi KyonoTakeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor
Kayoko KishimotoMahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer
Ren OsugiTakeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver
Susumu TerajimaTakeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor
Tetsu WatanabeTV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor
Akihiro MiwaSelf
Naomasa MusakaFilm Studios Tattooist
Koichi UedaFilm Crew Member close to the Director
Kanji TsudaFilm Director
Makoto AshikawaAssistant at Audition
Tamotsu Ishibashi- TToshi
Tadanobu Asano
Beat Kiyoshi
Takashi Nishina
Taichi SaotomeYoung Man
Takagi JunyaSelf
Crew
- Director
- Takeshi Kitano
- Writers
- Takeshi Kitano
- Producers
- Masayuki MoriTakio Yoshida
- Music
- Nagi
- Cinematography
- Katsumi Yanagijima
- Editing
- Yoshinori OtaTakeshi Kitano
Details
- Released
- September 2, 2005
- Language
- Japanese
- Studio
- dentsu Music and Entertainment, TV Asahi, Office Kitano
- IMDb
- tt0478044
