Stuck on You (2003)
In Martha's Vineyard, Mass., conjoined twins Walt and Bob Tenor make the best of their handicap by being the fastest grill cooks in town. While outgoing Walt hopes to one day become a famous actor, shy Bob prefers to stay out of the spotlight. When a fading Hollywood actress, Cher, decides to get her show "Honey and the Beaze" cancelled, she hires Walt -- and his brotherly appendage -- as her costars. But their addition surprisingly achieves the opposite.
What people think about Stuck on You
Stuck on You is the Farrelly brothers at their most disarmingly humane: a comedy that earns its laughs with warmth instead of cruelty, and finds real tenderness in a setup that could’ve gone cheap. Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear make Walt and Bob feel like full people first—one bold, one bashful—so the humor comes from personality, timing, and the everyday logistics of being inseparable, not from gawking. The vibe is sunny and oddball, bouncing from small-town comfort to Hollywood satire, with Cher adding a wonderfully self-aware jolt of showbiz chaos. If you want edgy gross-out Farrelly mayhem, this is gentler and more sentimental—but if you’re in the mood for a sweet, charming crowd-pleaser with an unexpectedly generous spirit, it’s easy to root for.
Stuck on You is clearly trying to blend Farrelly-brothers goofiness with a surprisingly sweet story about two conjoined brothers navigating fame, independence, and family. The problem is the tone keeps wobbling between heartfelt and broad comedy, so the laughs come in bursts and the in-between stretches can feel padded and oddly episodic. If you’re expecting the sharper, more consistently outrageous Farrelly peak, this may play mild and a bit muddled, especially as it drifts through dull patches. Still, Damon and Kinnear are likable together and there’s an earnestness to the premise that can work if you’re in the mood for a gentler, uneven studio comedy rather than a nonstop riot.
Cast
Matt DamonBob
Greg KinnearWalt
Eva MendesApril
Wen Yann ShihMay
Pat Crawford BrownMimmy- RRay 'Rocket' ValliereRocket
- TTommy SonginTommy
Terence Bernie HinesMoe
CherCher
Jackie FlynnHoward
Seymour CasselMorty O'Reilly
Griffin DunneGriffin Dunne- BBridget TobinVineyard Cutie
Danny MurphyDicky- MMalcolm G. Chase Jr.Vineyard Buddy
- SSteve CerroneDart in Head Guy
- DDockyShort-Fused Geezer
- WWill CooganEddie
Crew
- Directors
- Bobby FarrellyPeter Farrelly
- Cinematography
- Dan Mindel
Details
- Released
- December 10, 2003
- Language
- English
- Studio
- Conundrum Entertainment, 20th Century Fox
- IMDb
- tt0338466
