Love Don't Co$t a Thing (2003)
A high school outcast pays a cheerleader to pose as his girlfriend so he can be considered cool.
What people think about Love Don't Co$t a Thing
What makes Love Don’t Co$t a Thing special is how it takes a familiar teen-rom-com setup and finds real heart inside it—treating high school insecurity with a sweetness that sneaks up on you. Troy Byer keeps the vibe breezy and crowd-pleasing, but there’s a quietly wise undercurrent about image, self-worth, and the cost of trying to be someone else, with Nick Cannon’s likable charm and Christina Milian’s warmth selling every emotional beat. It’s funny in that early-2000s, cafeteria-and-hallways way, yet it’s also unexpectedly touching when it leans into relationships and self-acceptance. Fair warning: if you’re allergic to teen-movie clichés or the premise feels a little dated, it may not be for you—but if you want a light, kindhearted romance with more insight than you’d expect, it’s an easy yes.
“Love Don’t Co$t a Thing” wants to be a glossy teen rom-com about reinventing yourself and learning what real confidence looks like, with Nick Cannon and Christina Milian bringing youthful energy to the setup. The problem is it leans hard on familiar makeover-and-popularity beats, so it can feel like a paint-by-numbers remake rather than a story with its own spark, and a lot of the jokes land with a thud. Some viewers may also find the central “paying for a relationship” premise more uncomfortable than cute, which makes the intended sweetness harder to buy. If you enjoy early-2000s high school vibes and don’t mind predictable plotting, you might coast through it, but if you’re looking for sharp comedy or genuine charm, this probably isn’t your time well spent.
Cast
Nick CannonAlvin Johnson
Christina MilianParis Morgan
Kenan ThompsonWalter Colley
Kal PennKenneth Warman
Steve HarveyClarence Johnson
Vanessa Bell CallowayVivian Johnson
Reagan Gomez-PrestonOlivia
Nicole ScherzingerChampagne Girl
Melissa SchumanZoe Parks
Nichole GaliciaYvonne Freeman
Sam SarpongKadeem
Al ThompsonTed
Elimu NelsonDru Hilton
Dante BascoSpoken Word Artist- JJordan BurgLittle Boy
- JJackie BenoitOld Lady
- GGeorge CedarOld Man
Gay Thomas WilsonJudy Morgan
Crew
- Director
- Troy Byer
- Writers
- Michael SwerdlickTroy Byer
- Music
- Richard Gibbs
- Cinematography
- Chuck Cohen
- Editing
- David Codron
Details
- Released
- December 12, 2003
- Language
- English
- Studio
- CRML Productions, Alcon Entertainment, Burg/Koules Productions
- IMDb
- tt0337592
