Take Away (2003)
Tony Stilano and Trev Spackneys both own, live over and work in adjoining take-away fish shops in Melbourne. Although they have fallen into a habitual rivalry based on a cause long forgotten, the pair unite when the multinational fast-food outlet "Burgies" unveils a new store directly opposite the twin fish & chips shops.
What people think about Take Away
Take Away is the kind of sunny, scrappy Australian comedy that sneaks up on you with how effortlessly likable it is—built on neighborhood bickering, big-hearted camaraderie, and the comforting grease-and-salt atmosphere of rival fish-and-chip shops. It finds real laughs in everyday silliness and small-town pride, letting its cast lean into broad humor without losing the warmth that makes you root for everyone involved. When a shiny corporate fast-food giant moves in across the street, the movie turns into a playful underdog tale with just enough bite to keep it moving, and it lands with a surprisingly satisfying finish. If you’re allergic to low-stakes, good-natured comedies, it may feel lightweight, but if you want an easy, genuinely entertaining crowd-pleaser, this one goes down beautifully.
Take Away is clearly aiming for a scrappy, local Aussie crowd-pleaser about small businesses banding together against a corporate bully, with broad characters and a simple underdog setup. The problem is the comedy often feels undercooked and repetitive, leaning on predictable rivalry beats without delivering enough genuinely funny moments to justify the runtime. If you need sharp writing, escalating chaos, or a payoff that lands, the thin plot and especially the widely disliked ending may leave you annoyed rather than entertained. That said, if you’re in the mood for low-stakes, familiar fish-and-chips humor and don’t mind a very lightweight story, there are a few charming moments in the setting and premise.
Cast
Vince ColosimoTony Stilano
Stephen CurryTrev Spackney
Rose ByrneSonja Stilano
Nathan PhillipsDave
Matthew DyktynskiBurgies Manager
Tom BudgeTarquin
Brett SwainKen
Dave O'NeilMal the Butcher
Alethea McGrathMrs McLeod- MMatthew GreenSean
Peter RowsthornBarry Burgie- AAndrew MajFreddy Fry
Marita WilcoxMrs Williams- BBen AndersonBuilder
John HowardBurgies CEO- AAlexander RamseyBilly
- NNikita PlummerPenny
Nicholas BellSquire
Crew
- Director
- Marc Gracie
- Writers
- Mark O'TooleDave O'Neil
- Cinematography
- Peter Zakharov
- Editing
- Michael Collins
Details
- Released
- August 14, 2003
- Language
- English
- Studio
- Mondayitis Productions
- IMDb
- tt0295718
