Scorched (2003)
Three mischievous employees of a bank in a small deserted town all make plans to rob it at the same time, however none of them knows about the others.
What people think about Scorched
Scorched is the kind of crime comedy that feels like a perfectly timed chain reaction: three small-time schemes, one sleepy desert bank, and a screenplay that keeps tightening the screws until the whole thing clicks into a raucous, satisfying groove. What makes it special is how casually clever it is—letting you enjoy the characters’ petty motives and big dreams while the interwoven structure does the heavy lifting, stacking misunderstandings and near-misses into real, earned laughs. The vibe is sun-baked and mischievous, more impish than edgy, with Alicia Silverstone, Rachael Leigh Cook, and Woody Harrelson all leaning into a light, playful tone that never takes itself too seriously. If you want a hard-hitting heist or deep realism, this isn’t that, but if you’re in the mood for a breezy, well-constructed caper where karma has a sense of humor, it’s an easy recommendation.
Scorched is clearly aiming for a breezy, quirky crime farce where small-town boredom and petty grudges collide in a neatly timed “everyone’s robbing the bank” setup. The problem is the execution feels undercooked: the jokes land inconsistently, the characters often come off more like sketches than people, and the overlapping schemes never build the comic momentum you want from this kind of premise. Woody Harrelson’s oddball energy and the generally low-stress, easygoing tone are the main redeeming qualities, so it can work as background viewing if you like offbeat early-2000s comedies. If you’re expecting a sharp caper, memorable punchlines, or a tightly engineered escalating mess, this one may feel forgettable rather than clever.
Cast
Alicia SilverstoneSheila Rilo
Rachael Leigh CookShmally
Woody HarrelsonJason 'Woods' Valley
John CleeseCharles Merchant
David KrumholtzMax
Joshua LeonardRick
Ivan SergeiMarc
Paulo CostanzoStuart 'Stu' Stein
Marcus ThomasCarter Doleman
Jeffrey TamborBank Employer
Renee OlsteadGirl Scout- WWayne MorseGavin
- GGavin GrazerCleatis
- SSteven ShenbaumWinston
Lindsay BeamishConnie
Nichole HiltzBlonde Bikini Girl- GGiovanna D'AgnelloBrunette Bikini Girl
Al CorleyPoliceman
Crew
- Director
- Gavin Grazer
- Music
- John Frizzell
- Cinematography
- Bruce Douglas Johnson
- Editing
- Kathryn Himoff
Details
- Released
- May 17, 2003
- Language
- English
- Studio
- Eclipse Catering, Code Entertainment, Neverland Films
- IMDb
- tt0286947
