Stealing Harvard (2002)
John and his girlfriend have vowed to marry once they save $30,000 for their dream house. But the minute they achieve their financial goal, John finds out his niece has been accepted at Harvard, and he's reminded of his promise to pay for her tuition (nearly $30,000). John's friend Duff convinces him to turn to petty crime to make the payment … but Duff's hare-brained schemes spin quickly out of control.
What people think about Stealing Harvard
Stealing Harvard is the kind of scrappy, sweet-natured crime comedy that knows exactly what it is: a goofy descent into bad decisions made for reasons that feel oddly relatable. The fun comes from watching an ordinary guy try to stay decent while the schemes around him get louder, messier, and more absurd, giving the movie a breezy, lowbrow vibe that’s more about momentum than sophistication. It’s not a razor-sharp satire and it won’t win over anyone allergic to broad humor, but if you’re in the mood for a light, passably entertaining caper with a surprisingly warm heart beating under the chaos, it’s an easy watch.
Stealing Harvard wants to be a scrappy, escalating crime-comedy about a decent guy making one bad decision after another, with chaos snowballing into farce. The problem is the jokes often feel stale and low-effort, and the plot’s “hare-brained” turns come off more limp than cleverly outrageous, so the momentum you’re hoping for keeps sputtering. The performances are serviceable but rarely sharp enough to sell the absurdity, which makes the whole thing feel like a missed opportunity rather than a guilty pleasure. If you’re craving a genuinely funny caper or smart comedy writing, this probably isn’t for you—but if you can tolerate thin humor and just want a light, low-stakes mess with a few scattered chuckles, it might still pass the time.
Cast
Jason LeeJohn Plummer
Tom GreenWalter P. 'Duff' Duffy
Leslie MannElaine Warner
Megan MullallyPatty Plummer
Dennis FarinaMr. Warner
Tammy BlanchardNoreen Plummer
Richard JenkinsHonorable Judge Emmett Cook
Chris PennDavid Loach
John C. McGinleyDetective Charles
Seymour CasselUncle Jack
Don WilsonLoach's Friend
Martin StarrLiquor Store Clerk
Bruce McCullochFidio the Lawyer
Mary GillisDuff's Mom
Ken MageeButcher
Nick OffermanElectrician
Paul FeigElectrician- JJeanette MillerGrandma
Crew
- Director
- Bruce McCulloch
- Writers
- Peter TolanMartin Hynes
- Music
- Christophe Beck
- Cinematography
- Ueli Steiger
- Editing
- Malcolm Campbell
Details
- Released
- September 13, 2002
- Language
- English
- Studio
- Revolution Studios, Imagine Entertainment
- IMDb
- tt0265808
