Colonel Kwiatkowski (1996)

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Military doctor Kwiatkowski, serving in a barracks hospital on the Western Territories, is rewarded with a week’s leave after successfully operating on Colonel Kiziora of the UB. He and his friend steal a truck bound for Warsaw, where among the ruins of his former home he meets his prewar neighbor Krysia, instantly falls in love, and, after a brawl with a Russian officer at a dance in the surviving “Polonia” hotel, pretends to be a high-ranking UB colonel to save face.

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What people think about Colonel Kwiatkowski

Colonel Kwiatkowski is that rare historical comedy that finds laughter in the rubble without ever forgetting what the rubble means. Kazimierz Kutz stages postwar Warsaw as a surreal moral obstacle course, where one quick lie—Marek Kondrat’s brilliantly slippery impersonation of a feared security colonel—turns into a daring, darkly funny tour of bureaucracy, cowardice, and accidental heroism. The film’s vibe is brisk, mischievous, and quietly romantic, powered by sharp performances (Zbigniew Zamachowski is a perfect partner-in-crime) and a satirical bite that keeps tightening as the stakes feel more real. It won’t be for viewers who want broad farce or tidy closure, but if you like comedies that smuggle in conscience and leave you entertained and unsettled in the best way, this one is absolutely worth the trip.

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Cast

Crew

Cinematography
Grzegorz Kędzierski

Details

Released
May 10, 1996
Language
Polish
Studio
Ikam, Telewizja Polska, Agencja Produkcji Filmowej