Colonel Kwiatkowski (1996)
Military doctor Kwiatkowski, serving in a barracks hospital on the Western Territories, is rewarded with a week’s leave after successfully operating on Colonel Kiziora of the UB. He and his friend steal a truck bound for Warsaw, where among the ruins of his former home he meets his prewar neighbor Krysia, instantly falls in love, and, after a brawl with a Russian officer at a dance in the surviving “Polonia” hotel, pretends to be a high-ranking UB colonel to save face.
What people think about Colonel Kwiatkowski
Colonel Kwiatkowski is that rare historical comedy that finds laughter in the rubble without ever forgetting what the rubble means. Kazimierz Kutz stages postwar Warsaw as a surreal moral obstacle course, where one quick lie—Marek Kondrat’s brilliantly slippery impersonation of a feared security colonel—turns into a daring, darkly funny tour of bureaucracy, cowardice, and accidental heroism. The film’s vibe is brisk, mischievous, and quietly romantic, powered by sharp performances (Zbigniew Zamachowski is a perfect partner-in-crime) and a satirical bite that keeps tightening as the stakes feel more real. It won’t be for viewers who want broad farce or tidy closure, but if you like comedies that smuggle in conscience and leave you entertained and unsettled in the best way, this one is absolutely worth the trip.
Colonel Kwiatkowski is aiming for a sly, postwar satirical caper: a charming nobody bluffs his way through a terrifying system and, for a while, actually does some good. The problem is the tone can feel uneven—one minute it wants to be romantic and playful, the next it brushes up against real historical trauma—so if you’re expecting either sharp political bite or straightforward comedy, it may not fully satisfy. It’s also quite talky and culturally specific, leaning on Polish postwar realities and institutional absurdity that won’t land equally for everyone. If you’re patient with a slower, character-driven con and you enjoy Marek Kondrat’s ability to sell audacity with a straight face, there’s plenty to like; if you want big laughs or tight pacing, you might feel your time slipping away.
Cast
Marek KondratAndrzej Kwiatkowski
Zbigniew Zamachowskisierżant Dudek
Renata DancewiczKrysia
Adam Ferencypułkownik Kizior
Artur Barciśkapitan Malec
Andrzej BlumenfeldMajor Rozen
Krzysztof GlobiszMieczysław Moczar
Tomasz SchimscheinerKowicki
Piotr UrbaniakBidak
Witold Wielińskiczłonek obstawy pułkownika Kwiatkowskiego
Barbara Horawiankawłaścicielka pensjonatu w Spale
Elżbieta Karkoszkamatka Romana Sankowskiego aresztowanego przez UB
Krzysztof Banaszykczłonek obstawy pułkownika Kwiatkowskiego
Krzysztof Gosztyłalekarz
Paweł Nowiszmajor, dowódca Kwiatkowskiego
Jan ProchyraColonel Kawałek
Iwona BielskaBlondyna, kobieta Dudka
Danuta Borsukrepatriantka zza Buga
Crew
- Director
- Kazimierz Kutz
- Writers
- Jerzy Stefan Stawiński
- Producers
- Janusz B. Czech
- Cinematography
- Grzegorz Kędzierski
- Editing
- Cezary Grzesiuk
Details
- Released
- May 10, 1996
- Language
- Polish
- Studio
- Ikam, Telewizja Polska, Agencja Produkcji Filmowej
- IMDb
- tt0114204
