Water (1985)
The British governor of a tiny island nation in the Caribbean Commonwealth finds his idyllic existence thrown into chaos when an American drilling company finds a huge source of natural mineral water there.
What people think about Water
Water is the kind of oddball political farce that feels like it washed ashore from a smarter, cheekier timeline—sunlit Caribbean breezes carrying barbed jokes about empire, corporate appetite, and the absurd machinery of power. Michael Caine makes Governor Baxter Thwaites a delight to watch: genial, unflappable, and quietly hilarious as his sleepy colonial paradise becomes the center of international attention for the most ridiculous “resource boom” imaginable. The comedy isn’t broad so much as sly and conversational, with a script that keeps tossing off witty lines while the cast plays the escalating chaos with straight-faced commitment. If you like eccentric, satirical comedies that poke at politics without turning into a lecture, it’s a refreshingly funny little gem; if you prefer your adventure comedies big and action-heavy, its shaggy, offbeat rhythm may not be your flavor.
Water is aiming for a breezy, politically tinged farce about colonial complacency getting steamrolled by American corporate greed and international opportunists, and on paper that’s a tasty setup. In practice, the comedy can feel scattered and oddly low-energy, with satire that never quite locks onto a single target long enough to land a real punch. Michael Caine’s easy charm and the Caribbean setting keep it watchable in stretches, and there are a few pleasantly absurd moments, but it often plays like a collection of sketches rather than a cohesive escalation. If you want sharp, focused satire or consistent laughs, this may test your patience; if you’re okay with meandering ‘80s whimsy and a premise doing most of the heavy lifting, you might still find it mildly diverting.
Cast
Michael CaineGovernor Baxter Thwaites
Valerie PerrinePamela Weintraub
Brenda VaccaroDolores Thwaites
Leonard RossiterSir Malcolm Leveridge
Billy ConnollyDelgado Fitzhugh
Dennis DuganRob
Fulton MackayEric
Oscar JamesMiguel
Chris TummingsGarfield
Eric ClaptonHimself - The Singing Rebels' Band
Ray CooperHimself - The Singing Rebels' Band
George HarrisonHimself - The Singing Rebels' Band
Jon LordHimself - The Singing Rebels' Band- MMike MoranHimself - The Singing Rebels' Band
Chris StantonHimself - The Singing Rebels' Band
Ringo StarrHimself - The Singing Rebels' Band
Maureen LipmanPrime Minister
Alfred MolinaPierre
Crew
- Director
- Dick Clement
- Music
- Mike Moran
- Cinematography
- Douglas Slocombe
- Editing
- John Victor-Smith
Details
- Released
- January 11, 1985
- Language
- English
- Studio
- Handmade Films
- IMDb
- tt0090297
