Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask (1972)
A collection of seven vignettes, which each address a question concerning human sexuality. From aphrodisiacs to sexual perversion to the mystery of the male orgasm, characters like a court jester, a doctor, a queen and a journalist adventure through lab experiments and game shows, all seeking answers to common questions that many would never ask.
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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask is Woody Allen in pure sketch-comedy mode: a fast, shamelessly inventive carousel of mini-movies that turn taboo curiosities into punchlines, sight gags, and absurd little nightmares. What makes it special is how confidently it commits to each vignette’s world—medieval farce, mad-scientist satire, game-show spoof, even an inside-the-body caper—so the film keeps surprising you even when one segment isn’t your personal favorite. The humor is irreverent and knowingly juvenile at times, but it’s also sharply timed and joyfully performed, with Allen’s anxious persona bouncing off a parade of straight-faced authority figures and escalating ridiculousness. If you prefer a single, cohesive story or you’re allergic to 1970s sex-joke sensibilities, it may feel hit-or-miss, but if you’re on the fence and want a comedy that swings for the fences, it’s hard to resist its cockeyed, anything-goes energy.
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask) is trying to turn a pop-sexology book into a grab-bag of sketch comedy, bouncing from medieval farce to mad-scientist parody to an inside-the-body finale with cartoonish ambition. The problem is it’s wildly uneven: a couple of bits land with sharp timing and clever absurdity, while others drag, feel awkwardly staged, or lean on “isn’t this shocking?” discomfort more than actual jokes. If you want a cohesive story or modern, thoughtful takes on sexuality, this will feel dated and scattershot, and some vignettes may play more cringe than funny depending on your tolerance for broad caricature. Still, if you’re in the mood for early-’70s Woody Allen silliness and can accept that you’ll be laughing in bursts rather than consistently, there’s enough inventive nonsense to justify a casual watch.
Cast
Woody AllenVictor / Fabrizio / The Fool / Sperm
John CarradineDr. Bernardo
Lou JacobiSam Musgrave
Louise LasserGina
Anthony QuayleThe King
Tony RandallThe Operator
Lynn RedgraveQueen
Burt ReynoldsSwitchboard
Gene WilderDr. Doug Ross
Jack BarryHimself
Elaine GiftosMrs. Ross- TToni HoltHerself
Robert Q. LewisHimself
Heather MacRaeHelen
Pamela MasonHerself
Sidney MillerGeorge
Regis PhilbinHimself
Titos VandisMilos
Crew
- Director
- Woody Allen
- Writers
- Woody Allen
- Cinematography
- David M. Walsh
- Editing
- Eric Albertson
Details
- Released
- August 6, 1972
- Language
- English
- Studio
- United Artists, Jack Rollins & Charles H. Joffe Productions
- IMDb
- tt0068555
